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neonkind:
“Christian Dada Autumn/Winter 2013
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❄️Christmas List ❄️

💕To make it to my first goal weight of 150 lb

💕Thinner arms

💕Thinner ankles and legs

💕Small waist

💕Flatter tummy

💕To get lots of new small cute clothes that fit me better

💕To go down a cup size or two in my chest, but id like to still have or keep some of my butt

💕To have thin dainty hands that grasp a warm cup of tea

💕To be able to curl up with my legs against my chest

💕To wear cute VS holiday themed onsies

💕Being happy with me in all the holiday photos that will be taken

💕My boyfriend constantly holding me cause I’m so cold all the time

💕To have some of my clothing presents be to big because they got it in my old size

💕My family being amazed at how much weight ive lost

💕Wearing cute Christmas themed dresses

The reason why I’m doing this ~6-7 day liquid fast is because I’m going to the beach with my partner. I want to look good for him. Wouldn’t you if you were in my shoes? I’ve lost at least 5.2lbs in the past 3 days with 3-4 more days to go. Am I scared of that? Yes. But I’m also proud of it. And so I will keep up with this. I want this.

I’m on my way to see him now. I hope he notices a change.

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thin-bambi

deaddei

Secrets like depression, eating disorders, self harm, or anything, are hard to keep. It’s hard because you want someone to know. You want them to ask why you’re sad, why you won’t eat, what happend to your wrists, or legs. And as good as it feels to let it out, you regret it immediately.

Source: deaddei

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magicalgirlmindcrank

I never understood the thigh gap thing everyone has a thigh gap if youre fucking stance is wide enough

sonofkrabkrab

But they’re talking about a thigh gap when your legs are together

magicalgirlmindcrank

The Fuck Who would wanna date someone who isnt in a power stance all the time

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Off the moment I decide to wash my gym shoes and out then out to dry, it starts raining.

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dittonach

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Meanspo

Don’t eat. No seriously, don’t. Your reading this meanspo hoping to get some inspiration, well stop reading this if your just going to skim it and fucking ignore your body and continue your disgraceful fat routine. Just look as yourself, you are way to much, and you ate to much today didn’t you? Look at your overlapping stomach, your disgusting fat arms and legs. The way your face droops like a fucking bulldog. You’ll never be pretty, I know this, because I know your fat. Oh, you wanna be pretty do you? You want to be petite and light? You want to be able to fit into anything? You look the best out of everyone? Oh sweetheart everyone wants to be pretty, but you can’t because.. your fat. Your disgusting, your fat fingers are probably spread over whatever technological screen your attached to. Don’t eat, I will not repeat myself because you don’t have control, you need control and balance in your life. Your a fucking mess, I dare you just to be in control for one day, I know you can’t and you won’t because your pathetic fat piece of shit, get your fucking act together lardass, get some fucking control. Put down the cake and get off your ass.

Ugh

wanderlust-thinspo

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Reasons To Be Thin (Part 2)

~To be able to borrow friends clothes and have them fit, or be too big in a small victorious way
~To be the skinny one
~To be called beautiful
~To not feel like crying every time you try on clothes in a store
~To feel comfortable
~To be noticed
~To feel fragile, yet graceful
~To wear heels and not have masculine legs
~To wear a tight dress
~To wear skirts
~To wear knee highs and not have your legs look like sausages
~To be happy and carefree
~To belong

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Christmas List

Flat stomach

Protruding colarbones

Skinny legs

Dainty hands and slim fingers

Tiny waist

To be a size xxs

To be my UGW

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Thoughts while fasting 💭✨

I have to pee

I’m so cold

Why do my legs hurt

Did I imagine that

I can’t feel my hands

My foot is asleep

I’m not hungry

My stomach won’t stfu

My head hurts

More water

I need to pee again?

Quick!! Think of exscuses to not eat

Hahaha I love shaking

Mints are so good

Am I on drugs

That’s so blurry

Is yogurt a liquid

✖️these are my personal thoughts while fasting in no way am I promoting or glorifying it✖️

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owlmylove

a word of advice: open your windows. wash your sheets. exfoliate your legs. read a paperback. make your bed. moisturize every inch of your body. go to sleep with soft skin and sheets that smell like the wind and a mind full of words worth dreaming about

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brainshart

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

somewhat-honest-abe

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

pactmagic

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

vulpeculavolans

TRANSCRIPT:

JOHN MULANEY: I normally don’t notice people. I zone out constantly. Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? I’ve been zoned out since 2014.

AUDEINCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I just - all day long, I wander into traffic walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking about a different podcast.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I can zone out anywhere - I was at the doctor’s office, he was reading me the results of a blood test, it was important I listened, and I zoned out! I was like, “nah, I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts”.

AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS

MULANEY: I was like, “huh. None of the Beatles had moustaches… but then one day, all of them had moustaches.”

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: “That’s weird, I can’t think of a time a group has done that”. Some people in my life don’t want me to zone out as much - they want me to focus, and they want me to be in the moment, and they want me to do this by meditating. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried meditating, but I’ve been trying it. This is how you meditate, okay? You sit on the floor with your back perfectly straight, which I hate more than ISIS -

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight! Alright?! It’s never gonna happen! If meditating was sitting hunched over on the toilet with your elbow on your knee while kind of looking at your phone, I’d be the Dalai Lama.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS

MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight. So you sit up straight, and you breathe, and this helps you stay in the moment. Don’t bother! The moment is mediocre at best!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I mean, it’s fine. Let’s all try right now - let’s all be in the moment, in silence, right now. [A HALF-SECOND PAUSE] Sucked, right? Not fun at all!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: That was boring! You gotta zone out! You have an imagination! You have a movie theatre in your brain that plays fake arguments that you win.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS

MULANEY: Have you ever just been sitting there thinking about something for twenty, twenty-five minutes, and all of a sudden you’re like “oh my god, I’m driving!” and you remember? You’re like -

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: “I’m going seventy-five miles an hour! I have been for a while! I could’ve changed so many lives!” Sometimes, my wife - I have this wife - she’ll be like, “are you watching the road?” and I’m always like, “I am looking through the windshield.”

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: “And I’m not gonna hit anyone, but no. I’m thinking about the Beatles.”

whatsitnot

Hey @vulpeculavolans added a transcript to this AND THAT IS SO AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Source: officialgreenday

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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